David Letterman's Top Ten Lists

Wow, I didn't know that CBS kept such as excellent database of Dave's Top Ten lists. Check them out at http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/. And just for fun, here is one of my favorites from September 26, 2007.

Top Ten Signs Your Baby Is Too Fat

10. She has your eyes and Barry Bonds' head
9. Doctor says, "It's a... Good Lord!"
8. "Baby carriage" is a forklift
7. The kid's got more chins than fingers
6. Incubator littered with baby back ribs
5. Local news crew shows up thinking a baby elephant has been born
4. His pacifier is a stick of butter
3. Nevermind a c-section, you had a d-section! I tell you, folks, that's one fat baby!
2. First word: Bacon
1. Twice a day the kid gets mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell

Enjoy!